Can’t resist a chuckle at the end.
“The Internet Marketer’s Night Before Christmas”
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas and all ‘cross the net
Marketers were searching for the best payout yet.
They tried banners ads and they tried pay-per-click
They tried popup windows in hopes they would stick.
Bombarded with offers, product launches galore
Some sold their domains while others opened a store.
Hard products, digital, it didn’t matter which type,
with something to sell, it wasn’t just hype.
I surveyed the landscape, looking back at the year
When what to my wondering eyes did appear.
Flashbacks of launches, some big and some small,
and some that no one had heard of at all.
There’s Butterfly Marketing, Yes, Mikey Filsaime,
You could say he was top of his game.
And Shearing and Shaffer, our friends ‘cross the ocean,
When they launched a product, ’twas commissions in motion!
With Anik and Yanik it’s just so confusing,
But with product so great, no one was losing.
Happy consumers with options for earning,
Many great products, the tide it was turning.
The time it passed quickly and soon came the fall…
There’s Jenkins and Fallon, Stomping them all
And Schefren with content, churning out free reports,
When time came for selling, people were very good sports.
On Casey, on Wellman, on Chia and Knox
Your launches did surely knock off our socks
On Alex, on Shaffer, and on Michael Cheney,
on Armand Morin, or should we say Michael Lee?
With Video appearing, those who were wiser,
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And AdSense, yes, AdSense, how could we forget?
These templates for all were my best product yet!
Another e-mail, promotion, JV.
When would it slow down? This was making me crazy!
With bonuses sometimes stealing the show.
Cash, games and scooters could be yours, don’t you know.
Another “best product ever”, Another “death of” report
A flood of e-mails to technical support.
Guru’s popping up like never before,
Some valid, some not, but here’s something more…
The opportunity now has never been stronger,
for those with integrity, don’t wait any longer
To fire up your website, to crank out that e-book
For now is the time when folks will take a look!
The vision came clearer for this new coming year,
quality product will rule, have no fear
For people are searching for hope that they need
We’re proof that any old schmoe can succeed.
All the knockoffs and clones, the market will weed,
Just do your very best, plant your good seed.
Prosperity, there is plenty around.
And niches galore, they are there to be found.
With such a great future for you and for me,
I enjoyed the bright lights of the Christmas tree,
with presents around it, and my family,
the reason I do what I do, can’t you see?
Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy New Year
May your dreams come true, be full of cheer.
And I heard Cody say, as he shouted with glee,
“Don’t buy that product, you do JV with me!”
Contributed by Joel Comm.
